I see no advantage in these new clocks. They run no faster than the ones made 100 years ago. - Henry Ford
I am corny, you know? But I think there are just about 140 million people in this country who are just as corny as I am.
I think it would be great to be born on Earth and die on Mars. Just hopefully not at the point of impact.
I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack that life is extinct on other planets because their scientists were more advanced than ours. - John F. Kennedy
I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered at the White House - with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone. - John F. Kennedy
I'm always rather nervous about how you talk about women who are active in politics, whether they want to be talked about as women or as politicians. - John F. Kennedy
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it. - Mark Twain
I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any. - Mark Twain
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain
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