I'm gradually beginning to feel that we Chinese need to be controlled. If we're not being controlled, we'll just do what we want. - Jackie Chan
When I'm in meetings until 5am and then have to get up two hours later for filming, sometimes I ask myself 'why?' - Jackie Chan
When I'm making an American film, it's more safe because there are so many people on the set to watch me. Whatever I do, they say, 'What are you doing!? Tell me first!' There are so many restrictions. - Jackie Chan
Everything is a miracle. It is a miracle that one does not dissolve in one's bath like a lump of sugar. - Pablo Picasso
They ought to put out the eyes of painters as they do goldfinches in order that they can sing better. - Pablo Picasso
You mustn't always believe what I say. Questions tempt you to tell lies, particularly when there is no answer. - Pablo Picasso
I hate the opera. I think I must have a tin ear. No matter how hard I concentrate it still sounds like a bunch of Italian chefs screaming risotto recipes at each other.
Since I'm known as a 'rich person', I feel I have to tip at least $5 each time I check my coat. On top of that, I would have to wear a very expensive coat, and it would have to be insured. Added up, without a topcoat I save over $20,000 a year.
To be successful, keep looking tanned, live in an elegant building (even if you're in the cellar), be seen in smart restaurants (even if you only nurse one drink) and if you borrow, borrow big.
I remember the first time I heard a teenager say 'LOL.' Just what? But it means 'laugh.' Why don't you just laugh? What are you doing? - J.K. Rowling
Of all the subjects on this planet, I think my parents would have been hard put to name one less useful than Greek mythology to securing the keys to an executive bathroom. - J.K. Rowling
I made some games, but I'm pretending like I didn't because they all turned out weird. - Shigeru Miyamoto
So you know cats are interesting. They are kind of like girls. If they come and talk to you it's great. But if you try to talk to them it doesn't always go so well. - Shigeru Miyamoto
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