A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone.
Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
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