You should never do anything wicked and lay it on your brother, when it is just as convenient to lay it on some other boy. - Mark Twain
Arguments are unsafe with wives, because they examine them; but they do not examine compliments. - Mark Twain
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny... - Isaac Asimov
To insult someone we call him 'bestial. For deliberate cruelty and nature, 'human' might be the greater insult. - Isaac Asimov
There are three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer. - Robin Williams
I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way. - Robin Williams
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home.
The English know how to make the best of things. Their so-called muddling through is simply skill at dealing with the inevitable.
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
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