I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else, I'd have a hairy conniption. I'd just go crazy.
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
You know, I live a monastic lifestyle. No, I do. I do live in extremes, basically. I go back and forth. Once every six months, I'll have a day where I eat more chocolate than has ever been consumed by a human being.
But, you know, it's still a drag to get your picture taken when you're eating a sandwich. It's a downer. - Keanu Reeves
Here comes 40. I'm feeling my age and I've ordered the Ferrari. I'm going to get the whole mid-life crisis package. - Keanu Reeves
I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people. - Keanu Reeves
On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage... You start to think that you're Tom Jones. - Keanu Reeves
People were saying that David Geffen and I had gotten married and it just blew me away. Not that they thought I was gay, but that they thought I could land a guy that hot. - Keanu Reeves
There were no paranormal events that took place on the film that I know of. Thank God! - Keanu Reeves
It's much easier for me to make major life, multi-million dollar decisions, than it is to decide on a carpet for my front porch. That's the truth.
Gandalf is in Middle-earth to keep an eye on everybody, and that can be a rather serious matter. - Ian McKellen
I can't make up my mind whether I want to dance like Josef Brown or dance with Josef Brown. - Ian McKellen
I headed out to have a breather at the stage door, dressed in my tramp costume. I had my bowler hat between my feet and there were passers-by, and one of them turned back and said, 'Do you need help, brother?' And $1 fell into my hat! - Ian McKellen
I quite like it when I'm on the Tube and people offer me their seat. Sometimes I take it. The other day I was offered a seat by a pregnant lady. I thought, 'That's going a bit far.' - Ian McKellen
If I say often enough that I'm going to be in 'King Kong,' I'm hoping that Peter Jackson will take the hint. - Ian McKellen
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