I phoned my grandparents and my grandfather said 'We saw your movie.' 'Which one?' I said. He shouted 'Betty, what was the name of that movie I didn't like? - Brad Pitt
You never know when I might decide to work in a Bollywood film and do one of those dance numbers with the whole crew in the backdrop. - Brad Pitt
Any email that contains the words 'important' or 'urgent' never are, and annoy me to the point of not replying out of principle. - Markus Persson
I definitely think 'Minecraft' is a freak thing. There's no way you could replicate it intentionally. - Markus Persson
If I ever accidentally make something that seems to gain traction, I'll probably abandon it immediately. - Markus Persson
I'm not an entrepreneur. I'm not a CEO. I'm a nerdy computer programmer who likes to have opinions on Twitter. - Markus Persson
At many a moment on many a day, I am convinced that pro football must be a game for madmen, and I must be one of them.
As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not. - Weird Al Yankovic
I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world - even shows that haven't been on the air for a very long time, that's going to be harder to pull off. - Weird Al Yankovic
I'm a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, "How am I going to screw this up?" [Laughs] If I'm really actively trying to think of a parody, then I'll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it. - Weird Al Yankovic
If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under. - Weird Al Yankovic
Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely. - Weird Al Yankovic
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