People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation. - Weird Al Yankovic
There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall. - Weird Al Yankovic
There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline. - Weird Al Yankovic
I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker. - Sean Connery
I don't understand if you get caught in a fight, but take it out on a room, how that implies some psychiatric disorder. - Sean Connery
I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me. - Sean Connery
I’m an actor – it’s not brain surgery. If I do my job right, people won’t ask for their money back. - Sean Connery
If America had been discovered as many times as I have, no one would remember Columbus. - Sean Connery
There’s one major difference between James Bond and me. He is able to sort out problems! - Sean Connery
You know, the Oscar I was awarded for The Untouchables is a wonderful thing, but I can honestly say that I’d rather have won the U.S. Open Golf Tournament. - Sean Connery
I'd like to classify my life as a romantic comedy. Unfortunately I feel it's probably more like a TV reality show. - Uma Thurman
It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet. - Uma Thurman
Modeling is basically 'Buy more stuff! Don't you want some more stuff? It will make you look ten years younger and men will like you!' If I'd wanted to be a salesperson, I would have got a job selling. - Uma Thurman
Don't be afraid of girls. That is my big regret. Knowing what I know about girls, I should have just gone for it. Guys are such wimps. - Tony Hawk
I've definitely had my share of calls where I just laugh. Someone came to me once and wanted to do a signature Hawk cologne. I was like, 'Of what? Sweaty pads? Am I wringing out my pads into a little perfume bottle?' - Tony Hawk
When your daughter asks you to be a fairy for her 5th birthday party... you better be a damned fairy. - Tony Hawk
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