How many times have you been watching an episode of 'South Park' and thought, 'I'd like to be able to watch this on my television while hooked into my mobile device, which is being controlled by my tablet device which is hooked into my oven, all while sitting in the refrigerator?'
I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's called The Force.
I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football.
We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.
We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'
What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material.
I am a sensitive writer, actor and director. Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone
I made some truly awful movies. 'Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot' was the worst. If you ever want someone to confess to murder just make him or her sit through that film. They will confess to anything after 15 minutes. - Sylvester Stallone
I wish I had thought of Velcro muscles myself. I didn't have to go to the gym for all those years, all the hours wedded to the iron game, as we call it. - Sylvester Stallone
If bad decorating was a hanging offense, there'd be bodies hanging from every tree! - Sylvester Stallone
In the movies, I kill guys with an axe. In real life, I can't control a nine-year-old girl. - Sylvester Stallone
When I saw 'Hercules,' my mind just exploded because I was extremely thin; I was insecure. I literally ran out of the theatre and started lifting things, anything I could think of - milk crates. I'm still lifting things. It changed my life. - Sylvester Stallone
When I was in junior high school, the teachers voted me the student most likely to end up in the electric chair. - Sylvester Stallone
I don't have any simple things. I only have things like a gold-studded leather jacket. Then I'm going to Hawaii and I'm asking myself "Do I pack it? It could be cold." I'm inventing scenarios where I could wear it. - Shaun White
I get e-mails from mothers asking me to call their daughters for a date. I have a great life. - Shaun White
I like that you can easily flip the sheets over and have a different feel or vibe in your room. You don't have to go get a whole brand-new set of sheets. - Shaun White
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