Sometimes people think I'm wearing a wig when I'm not wearing a wig, and then sometimes they think I'm not wearing a wig when I am wearing a wig. - Nicolas Cage
If I could live my life over again, there is one thing I would change. I would want to be able to eat less. - Luciano Pavarotti
They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Diana, Princess of Wales
Europeans are much more serious than we are in America because they think that a good place to discuss intellectual matters is a beer party.
For those who want some proof that physicists are human, the proof is in the idiocy of all the different units which they use for measuring energy.
I decided to sell my drawings. However, I didn't want people to buy my drawings because the professor of physics isn't supposed to be able to draw - isn't that wonderful - so I made up a false name.
The theoretical broadening which comes from having many humanities subjects on the campus is offset by the general dopiness of the people who study these things and by the Department of Home Economics.
I could lie and say my wife cooks for me, but she doesn't. My wife has never learnt cooking but she has great cooks at home.
If I talk to a girl, it's assumed that I'm having a scene with her. If I don't, then it's assumed that I'm gay.
Whenever I start feeling too arrogant about myself, I always take a trip to the U.S. The immigration guys kick the star out of my stardom.
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