Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all if it hasn't been whipped with whips, just like poached eggs isn't poached eggs unless it's been stolen in the dead of the night.
A university is not, thank heavens, a place for vocational instruction, it has nothing to do with training for a working life and career, it is a place for education, something quite different.
Either a municipal bog is a private place or it isn't. If it is a private place in which to shit, how is it not a private place in which to fellate?
I also knew that he was the kind of anile little runt who, in foyers and theatre bars the West End over, can be heard bleating into their gin and tonics, "I go to the theatre to be entertained".
I shouldn't be saying this - high treason, really - but I sometimes wonder if Americans aren't fooled by our accent into detecting brilliance that may not really be there.
I was born Mary Patterson, but then I married and naturally took my husband's name, so now I'm Neil Patterson.
It only takes a room of Americans for the English and Australians to realize how much we have in common.
It was a Tuesday in February. Many of my life's most awful moments have taken place on Tuesdays. And what is February if not the Tuesday of the year?
Many people would no more think of entering journalism than the sewage business - which at least does us all some good.
Moving from chair to chair, from coffee machine to coffee machine is the limit of my action in most films. But I enjoy being cast in them because I love watching them.
My first meeting with you only confirmed what I first suspected. You are a fraud, a charlatan and a shyster. My favorite kind of person, in fact.
My first words, as I was being born [...] I looked up at my mother and said, 'that's the last time I'm going up one of those.
Philosophy is an odd thing. When we use the word in everyday speech, you know, you sometimes hear it hilariously.
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