Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.
I don't know if there are men on the moon, but if there are they must be using the earth as their lunatic asylum.
I like flowers, I also like children, but I do not chop their heads off and keep them in bowls of water around the house.
The English are not a very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity.
The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them.
Charlie Brown says that we're put here on earth to make others happy." "Is that why we're here? I guess I'd better start doing a better job... I'd hate to be shipped back!
Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!
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