Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about...That always worries me!
There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people... Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin.
What if everyone in the whole world suddenly decided to run away from his problems?" "Well, at least we'd all be running in the same direction!
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on.
I think we all think we sound really good in the shower, where there's that nice reverb, and the water's drowning you out, and there is some liberation in the freedom of being totally alone and really going for it.
There's a big misconception where people thinking winning or success comes from everybody putting their arms around each other and singing kumbaya and patting them on the back when they mess up, and that's just not reality. If you are going to be a leader, you are not going to please everybody. You have to hold people accountable. Even if you have that moment of being uncomfortable. - Kobe Bryant
I don't like facial hair, and I don't like kissing facial hair, as you cant find the lips. - Goldie Hawn
Why may we not be in the universe, as our dogs and cats are in our drawingrooms and libraries? - William James
I always say people can call me anything they want as long as they don't call me late for supper. - Robert DeNiro
If De Niro wants to spend the twilight of his career as the McDonald's of master thespians, we can't stop him. - Robert DeNiro
Dinner was ready. Professor Lidenbrock did full justice to it, for his compulsory fast on board had turned his stomach into an unfathomable gulf. - Jules Verne
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