A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.
You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.
You will, I am sure, agree with me that... if page 534 only finds us in the second chapter, the length of the first one must have been really intolerable.
An employee is told that the customer is always right and, in fact, the customer is usually a moron and as asshole - Larry David
Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis. - Larry David
Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey
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