It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it. - Mark Twain
The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain
I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any. - Mark Twain
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop. - Mark Twain
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain
