A marriage ends up being a business deal: no matter how long or short it is, somebody owes somebody money. - Goldie Hawn
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life. - Demi Moore
Marry someone who is deeply interested in the way of God because that is who your children will follow.
Regarding marriage, it - somehow, it didn't happen. One fellow in such a big family not getting married is not an issue.
I want to marry Arline because I love her - which means I want to take care of her. That is all there is to it. I want to take care of her. I am anxious for the responsibilities and uncertainties of taking care of the girl I love.
I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and I always think in all relationships, I've always thought that it's counterproductive to have a theory on that. - Jack Nicholson
Marriage was a goal. A family, for me as a young girl, was my image of what I hoped for. It was part of the big picture. - Demi Moore
Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her. - Mike Tyson
I'm married to an Italian woman, and I used to love cooking Italian at home, because it's one-pot cooking. But my wife does not approve of my Italian cooking. - Anthony Bourdain
I didn't want to get married - I thought it was like a cult! It seemed so conservative and unnatural.
I'm not convinced about marriage. Divorce is so easy, and that fact that gay people are not allowed to marry takes much of the meaning out of it. Committing yourself to one person is sacred. - Natalie Portman
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him. - Marilyn Monroe
Maybe 50 or 60 percent of all divorces are predicated on someone's being physically unfit. Who wants to live with negativism? Love goes out the window. - Jack LaLanne
The secret to a long and healthy marriage is to work at it and don't try and change each other. - Jack LaLanne
You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat. - Mike Tyson
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