Marriage: a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.
I am not against hasty marriages, where a mutual flame is fanned by an adequate income. - Will Durant
The love we have in our youth is superficial compared to the love that an old man has for his old wife. - Will Durant
Arguments are unsafe with wives, because they examine them; but they do not examine compliments. - Mark Twain
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
I had rather have a fool to make me merry than experience to make me sad and to travel for it too! - William Shakespeare
There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde
The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde
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