I don't know if there are men on the moon, but if there are they must be using the earth as their lunatic asylum.
The English are not a very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity.
The liar's punishment is, not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.
The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and all time.
The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
Two percent of the people think; three percent of the people think they think; and ninety-five percent of the people would rather die than think.
I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.
If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.
Most people get interested in stocks when everyone else is. The time to get interested is when no one else is. You can't buy what is popular and do well.
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