My mother would say, 'Why are you always playing alone?' And I would say, 'I'm not playin', Ma. I'm fuckin' serious!
Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
People are wonderful one at a time. Each one of them has an entire hologram of the universe somewhere within them.
People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.