To rise above the modifications of your mind, when you cease your mind, when you cease to be a part of your mind, that is yoga.
The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years. - Weird Al Yankovic
The music has always been my bread and butter, and I've focused more of my attention on that. - Weird Al Yankovic
There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea. - Weird Al Yankovic
There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall. - Weird Al Yankovic
There's a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody. There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea. Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don't work creatively for me. - Weird Al Yankovic
There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline. - Weird Al Yankovic
What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat? - Weird Al Yankovic
When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience. - Weird Al Yankovic
When I started out, I didn't feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere on the edge, but now I feel like I'm accepted in both, which is extremely gratifying. - Weird Al Yankovic
When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me. - Weird Al Yankovic
And people who know me would tell you that away from hockey I'm really not that competitive. - Wayne Gretzky
As a player, you have one responsibility, to focus yourself and be ready for the game. As a coach, your responsibility is to get 20 guys ready and have them all on the same page. If you can't get every guy ready every night, you're going to struggle. - Wayne Gretzky
At the end of the day everybody lost. We almost crippled our industry. It was very disappointing what happened. - Wayne Gretzky
By no means could I play at the level of these kids who play in the NHL now but as 50-year-olds go, I feel really good and I feel blessed that I'm still healthy. - Wayne Gretzky
Competitive spirit is still at a premium. The more you win, the better you play, the more money you make, so they all have that in mind. - Wayne Gretzky
He brings something special. I don't know what it is, but if you ask him, you couldn't understand his answer. - Wayne Gretzky
Hockey is a unique sport in the sense that you need each and every guy helping each other and pulling in the same direction to be successful. - Wayne Gretzky