I like to sneak in under the radar. I don't have any paparazzi following me or have to deal with that stuff. I'm never in the tabloids. I prefer that. - Rob Schneider
I lost that excitement I had when I first started out. It was all about the need to just get a job, and so I found the joy again when I was writing Deuce Bigelow. I was laughing so hard and along with my writing partner at the time, simply laughing until we cried. - Rob Schneider
I mean, 'Ocean's Twelve' went there for a week and pissed off everyone. They were shooting in windows and people would call the police, but the police would go, 'Oh, George Clooney, can I have a picture?' - Rob Schneider
I think movie is so relentless and so out there that I think we might even get some decent reviews finally. Who knows? I'm always an optimist. - Rob Schneider
I try not to worry about what that's going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look really stupid. - Rob Schneider
I want to make films that make people laugh hard, and I am not afraid to walk away from this business tomorrow. - Rob Schneider
In theory, drug ads could provide some important information to consumers. But as a practical matter, that's not what they do. They promote new drugs. They promote more expensive brand name drugs. - Rob Schneider
Much of what the industry is proposing is already law, such as producing ads that aren't misleading. What we clearly need is more authority and resources to ensure that all marketing, not just the amount spent on direct-to-consumer advertising, is honest and accurate. - Rob Schneider
People don't ask Andre Agassi, 'You know you're the No. 1 tennis player in the world ... have you thought about polo?' - Rob Schneider
Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots. - Rob Schneider
Well, Adam (Sandler) just wanted me to play myself. He said 'Come on, no one has ever seen that.' So he would actually come on the set and say, 'No, no, no, no ... Come on ... No, no, no, no. Just be yourself.' (I) have a tendency to want to be goofy. - Rob Schneider
Without a way to legally enforce these guidelines under law, it's a good bet that the drug industry will continue giving short shrift to side effects and safety concerns in its advertising. Congress needs to act to ensure consumers and doctors know about all the potential safety problems with a drug, and not just the pretty picture industry wants to paint. - Rob Schneider